UPDATE: A Bonus Mission was added on may 17th and the timer was extended by 2 days. Go here for details.
The Limited Time Mission, Web Of Lies is based in primarily in London with a splash of Brazil. It is hosted by our Russian friend Ivankov Dimitrovich. This guy seems to be everywhere but in Russia! There are 14 days to get it done.
A Fly In The Ointment
FIGHT 30 OPPONENTS IN LONDON
HELP IN A WAR 3 TIMES
ASK FOR 2 INTOXES FROM MAFIA
You don’t need for me to tell you how to fight 30 opponents in London or help in 3 wars. The last task just involves clicking the “Ask Now” button. You only need 2 mafia members to click on it.
Your loot reward for finishing the 3 easy tasks of Part 1 is a Stonefish.
If you’ve been dealing with the Bandits, this part should be easy. Just ask for Crew Members and make sure you have 8 empty slots in your queue. Now that the common queue to Brazil, Chicago and London has been expanded, these types of task are that much easier.
COLLECT FROM YOUR OLYMPIC STADIUM 2 TIMES
You can collect on your Olympic Stadium once every 8 hours.
JOB: "BURN DOWN A BRAND NEW CONDO" X 6
Do the London District 2 job “burn Down A Brand New Condo 6 times. If you ruby mastered this job, it will cost 540 energy.
The loot reward is a Tinkered Tank.
Spied Her Legs
LOOT 5 INTOXES FROM JOB: "RUN THE RACKET"Go to District 4 in London and do the job “Run The Racket” until you get 5 Intoxes. The job cost 1,130 energy if you have reached the Ruby Level and the drop rate is no where near 100%. Use your Lockpick bonus and hope you get lucky.
CLEAR 8 ROBBING BOARDS
The “Go Now” button will take you to the London Robbing Board but you can clear Robbing Boards from any destination. I prefer New York because you get a much better experience/stamina ratio.
BUY 3 ITEMS FROM YOUR NIGHTCLUB
You can buy one item from your Nightclub every 23 hours so this part will slow you down a few days.
The loot reward is a Squish. If you have boobs and wear this thing it will squish them down.
ICE 20 OPPONENTS IN LONDON
BUILD 2 REBEL 2 FROM YOUR CHOP SHOP
DECLARE A WAR 3 TIMES
GET SUPPORT FROM YOUR MAFIA X 6Get All 4 of these tasks have been overplayed in Missions and require no explanation. There is a 18 hour timer between builds from your Chop Shop and a 8 hour or 6 hour timer (depending on your Family Progression level) between declaring wars. The loot reward is Headless Chicken. It’s a creepy looking thing that defies neuroanatomical theory but the stats are good enough to not question it.
Pants On Fire
ROB 40 TIMES IN LONDON
JOB: "SEARCH FOR A TRAIL" X10Go to London District 3 and do the job “Search For A Trail” 10 times. If you are on the Ruby level, it will cost 810 energy. You also need 1 set of Rubber Gloves for each job.
ASK FOR 6 INTOX FROM MAFIAUse the “Ask” button on the Mission Page as you did for Part 1. If you are wondering what these Intoxes are for, you are not alone. They serve no purpose other than to clog your inventory with more crap.
The loot rewards are 2 Stonefish which is a repeat item from Part 1.
Hanging From A Telephone Wire
ACTIVATE 10 CREW MEMBERS IN LONDONActivate 10 Crew Positions in London. You only have spots for 8 so you may have to wait 8 hours unless you get some Bandits. I can’t verify if they count because Bandits only appear when you don’t want them to.
COLLECT FROM YOUR OLYMPIC STADIUM 3 TIMES
There is an 8 hour timer between collections from your Olympic Stadium.
LOOT 10 INTOXES FROM JOB: "LEAVE THE EAST END"Go to District 2 of London and do the last job “Leave The East End” until you drop 10 Intoxes. Once again the drop rate is poor and the energy requirement for this job is 648. I was able to verify that the Lockpick bonus works on these items.
The loot rewards are 1 Tinkered Tanks and 1 Squish which are repeats from Parts 2 and 3.
World Wide Web Of Lies
TRAVEL TO BRAZIL.
WIN 100 FIGHTS IN BRAZIL
ICE 20 OPPONENTS IN BRAZIL
HELP IN A WAR 5 TIMESThese tasks are all self explanatory. You can kill three birds with one stone simply by travelling to Brazil and fighting. The loot rewards are 1 Headless Chicken and 1 Squish.
Down Comes The Pain…
CLEAR 20 ROBBING BOARDS
ICE 20 OPPONENTS
WIN 3 WARSAgain there are redundant and self explanatory tasks. It might be time for Zynga to get more creative or can these Limited Time Missions as they have become really boring like most other events in the game. The loot rewards are 1 Tinkered Tanks and 1 Headless Chicken.
And Knocked The Spider Out
TRAVEL TO LONDON
BUILD 2 HACK BLADES FROM YOUR WEAPONS DEPOT
GET 16 CREW MEMBERSDo the same thing you did in Part 2 but double the amount of Crew Members. You can ask directly from the Crew Bar, you can send requests via the ZMC or you can search for Crew requests in your news feeds. When you join a mafia members crew, you get credit.
KILL SNAREWhen you go to the fightlist you learn that “Snare” is Ivankov Dimitrovich. I have no idea what that could mean. He must not be very bad ass because it only costs 1 stamina to take him down. You can’t lose. What an exciting and challenging grand finale for this Mission Event!
When you complete Part 9, you are reward with the Grand Prize item. Contrary to the name, the Defense Attorney is an attack henchmen.
If you examine the Home Page banner, we are promised a Bonus Mission.
As soon as I collected the rewards from Part 9, the Mission disappeared from my Mission Bar as well as the Home Page banner. I’ve seen players report their entire Mission vanishing in the early parts but have never seen this happen. It’s either a bug on my account or Zynga forgot to add a Bonus Mission. If I had to bet, I would take the over on the later. Zynga is probably just as sick of writing these Mission as we are of doing them.